Archive for February 2012
Shabnam Chachi’s Corner
Namaste Shabnam Chachi Jee!!
Humara question hain ki humare ghar mein ek bhains hain aur ek biwi. Matlab bhains tabela mein rehti hain aur biwi ghar mein. Agar ek chhat ke niche rahegi toh biwi kaun hain aur bhains kaun hain yeh pehchanna mushkill ho jayega, khaas kar amavaas main!!(joke mar diya..he he).Toh jab hum biwi se pyar karte hain toh bhains naraaj ho jati hain aur doodh nahin deti. Jab hum bhains ka doodh nikalte hain toh biwi nikat anne nahin deti. Toh jis din doodh milta hain uss din pyar nahin milta aur jis de pyar milta hain uss din doodh nahin. Badi samasya hain. Kuch upay bataiye…
Haryane Ka Tau
Niranjan Jatt (Ninja)
Namaste Taujee,
Aurat ko pyar toh chahiye hi aur usse bhi jyada chahiye ATTENTION. Attention , har samay chahiye aur doosri aurat se jyada. Andar ki baat hain ki marne ke baad bhi shahajahan ki begum unke khwab mein bhootani bankke aati thi aur kehti thi ki “meri taraf koi dhyaan nahin deta’. Pareshan hoke shahajahan ne uski biwi ke liye taj mahal banaye, taki poori duniya ka attention unki begum ki taraf jaaye. Tabhi begum ne unka peecha choda. Varna shaadi ke baad pati tohfe lana bandh kar deta hain toh marne ke baad taj mahal kyu banayega. Toh aap ek kaam kijiye, jab apni aurat se pyar kar rahein ho ek chota sa pathar (pebble) bhains ko mariye. Bhains palat ke dekhe toh muskuraiye. Toh bhains ko lagega ki aap uske baare mein soch rahein ho. Jab bhains ka doodh nikal rahein ho toh biwi ko aankh mare. taki biwi ko lage aap uske baare mein soch rahein hain. Yeh tareeka avashya safal hoga.
Aapki Apni Sakhi Saloni
Shabnam Chachi
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Namaste Shabnam Chachi,
Bade Kasht Mein Hoon. Mere Sasur kuch dinon se ghar par aakar reh rahein hain. Unka khana, chai aur bate karke mein tang aa gayee hoon. Apne ghar par jaane ka naam hi nahin lete. Sasu jee ka dehant ho gaya hain aur bolte hain ki akelapan mehsus kar rahein hain. Arre ess umar main aurat ki nahin bhagwan ke sahare ki jaroorat hoti hain. Please aap unke ghar se bhagane ka koi upay bataiye.
Kulvinder Kaur
(Nayee Dilli)
Namaste Behen,
“Ghar Ka Bhedi Lanka Dhaye” yaane aapka ASURA yaane ki aapka SASURA sirf ess vajah se aapke upar etna zulm kar rahein hain kyunki aapka VIBHISHAN yaan ki aapka PATI unhe passive support de rahan hain. In modern context appko agar samjhau toh baat aisi hain ki ruling party ka koi sadasya opposition se milke sarkar gira neki koshish kar rahan hain. Bahut serious baat hain. Aapke Sasur akele hain toh mast si naukrani unke ghar par rakhiye. Esme aapko naukrani bananeki ki kya jaroorat hain bhala? Aap apne pati par raat ke samay jab woh thake hare daftar se laute tab un par ilzaam lagaiye ki unhe aapki chinta nahin hain. Par pehle kuch din unhe koi vajah naa batana kyunki fir woh guess karenge ki un se kya galti hui aur shayad se aapke doosre kaam kar de. Aapko heeron ka haar hi lake naa de de. Fir ek din unke lakh manane par unko kehna ki unke pitaji ki seva karne ki prabal eccha toh hain par aap bahut thak jaati ho. Aur etni thakavat aapke married life ke haani karak hain. Aap samajh rahein ho naa? Unhe Kahiye Ki Woh Aapke Ghar Par Naukrani rakhe. Agar Naukrani rakhne par woh raazi ho gaye toh kehna ki aapki maa aur baap donon anne ki soch rahein hain. Apka Pati Mayus ho jayega toh usse kehna ki sasur ko wapas bhej de aur naukrani wahan rakhe, naukrani nahin hain toh aap apne bhi maa baap ko nahin bulaogi. Agar yeh sab bhi kaam naa aaye toh badmaash sa toddler ko coffee pilake apne sasur ke saath khelne ko rakhna , khud hi bhaag jayenge. Aise bahut sare toddler ko main jaanti hoon.
Aapki Apni Sakhi Saloni
Shabnam Chachi
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Namaste Shabnam Chachi,
Mere Daddy Ek Government Servant Hone Ke Bawjood Bade Kanjoos Hain. Main Unhe Koi Bhi Cheez Laane Ko Kehta Hoon Toh Uska Sasta aur Kabhi Kabhi Duplicate Version Lake Dete Hain. Jab Main Unse Shikayat Karta Hoon Toh Kehte Hain Ki Bete Tumhare Bhavishya Ke Liye Punji Ekkatta Kar Rahan Hoon. Par Wohi Punji Woh Jake Bar Mein Daru ke Upar Kharcha Karte Hain. Main Unko Kaise Thik Karu?
Apka Vinamra
Raju
Raju Bete,
Apke Pitaji Ek Government Servant Hain Aur Takrar Karne Se Koi Government Servant Aaj Tak Sudhara Nahin Hain. Unko Yeh Pata Hota Hain Ki Unki Position Life Long Hain. Yaane Ki Woh Humesha Aapke Pitaji Hi Rahenge. Aap Aisa Kijiye Agli Baar Jab Apke Pitaji Apko Kabhi Unke Liye Daru Yaa Davai Laane Bheje Toh Jaan Bhujke Unke Liye Nakli Aur Sasti Daru Yaa Sasti Aur Recently Expired Davai Laana. Jab Woh Tumse Kaaran Puche Toh Unse Kahna Ki Tum Apne Liye Punji Ekkatha Kar Rahein Ho. Unhe Yeh Bhi Kehne Ki Jab Woh Kabhi Bimaar Pade Toh Unka Ilaaj Aap Khud Ghar Par Karoge Taaki Hospital, Davaai aur doctor ka kharcha bach jaye. Sarkari Daftar Main Kaam Karne Wale Lagte Toh Nahin Hain Par Bahut Akalmand Log Hote Hain. Tumhari Baat Jaroor Samajh Jayenge Aur Agar Naa Samjhe Toh Mere Jaan Pehchaan Ke Ek Minister Hain Woh Unhe Samjha Denge.
Apki Apni Sakhi Saloni
Shabnam Chachi
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Namaste Shabnam Chachi,
Meri Biwi Mujhe Badi Nag Karti Hain. Raat Din Meri Galtiyan Nikalti Hain. Maine Kahi Baar Usse Darkhast Ki Woh Aisa Na Kare Par Woh Meri Baat Hi Nahin Maanti. Ulta Agar Maine Usse Takraar Ki Toh Woh Aur Jyada Nag Karne Lag Jaati Hain. Main Kya Karu?
Aapka Vinamra
Sagun Mehta
Sagunjee,
Dekhiye Nagging Aurat Ko Non Nagging Banana Toh Natural Tareeke Se Possible Nahin Hain Par Uske Nagging Kam Karna Possible
Jaroor Hain. Dekhiye Aaaj Se Har Din Aap Uske Saamne Doosri Auraton Ki Taarif Kara Kijiya. Farak Nahin Padata Ki
Woh Aurat Aapki Behen Ho, Maa Ho, Unki Behen Ho, Unki Maa Ho, Colleague Ho Yaa Fir Kisi Saas Bahu Serial Ka Character.
Aapki Taarif Uske Nagging Se Proportional Honi Chahihe. Jaise Mardon Ko Nagging Bardhast Nahin Hoti Waise Auraton Ko Doosre Aurat Ki Taarif Bardhast Nahin
Hoti. Woh Return Main Doosre Mardon Ki Taarif Karne Lagi , Toh Aap Hi Ka Profit Hain Kyunki Woh Nagging Chod Kar Kuch Aur
Kar Rahein Hain. Uske Baad Aap Woh Classes Join Kijiye Jis Mein Auratein Jyada Jaati Hain, Jaise Ki Yoga, Dance ..
Usse Aapki Biwi Insecure Ho Jayegi. Woh Aapko Un Classes Main Jaane Se Roke, mat rukiyega. Woh un classes main
Aake Join Kar Bhi Sakti Hain. Jitni Aapki Wife Activity Karegi Utni Woh Thak Ke Aapko Taane Kam Sunayegi.
Agar Yeh Sab Bhi Naa Chale Toh Humare Galli Main Ek Bengali Baba Hain Jinka Ek Kutta Hain Jisne Peechle Janam Main
Apni Aurat Ke Nagging Se Tang Aakar Kuye Main Kud Kar Jaan Dedi Thi. Usko Aap Ghar Par Lekar Jaeeye, Woh Nagging Sunte Hi
Aapki Biwi Ko Kaant Lega, Aur Uske Baad Apki Biwi Nagging Karna Humesha Humesha Ke Liye Bandh Kar Degi. Magar Eess Kutte Ko
Le Jaane Ke Liye Lamba Waiting Period Hain ..
Aapki Apni Sakhi Saloni
Shabnam Chachi
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Namaste Shabnam Chachi,
Chachi Main Ek Doodhwala Hoon Aur Main Doodh Main Bina Paani Milaye Reh Nahin Sakta. Jab Tak Ek Baldi Doodh Mal Kuch Do Teen Baldi Paani Na Miladu Tab Tak Mujhe Chain Nahin Aata. Balki Yeh Samajh Li Jiye Ki Doodh Main Paani Milane Ka Junoon Hain Mujhko. Mere Bachon Ko Bhi Main Milavati Doodh Pilane Lag Gaya. Jab Bacche Ek Baldi Doodh Dene Ke Baad Aur Doodh Mangate Tab Meri Patni Ko Shak Hua Aur Usne Mujhe Dhamaki Di, Ki Agar Maine Doodh Main Paani Dal Naa Nahin Bandh Kiya Toh Woh Mujhe Chod Ke Chali Jayegi.
Aapka Vinamra,
Bansi Doodhwala
Namaste Bansiji,
Dekhiye Health Ke Liye Har Insaan Ko Din Mein 8 Glass Paani Peena Chahiye. Toh Agar Koi Aadmi Apka Becha Doodh Ke Takribaan 2 Glass Peeye Toh Woh 4 glass Paani Wahi Pee Leta Hain. Es Liye Aap Doodh Main Paani Milkar Logon Ka Ek Taraf Se Bhala Hi Kar Rahein Hain. Yeh Aap Apne Patni Ko Bataiye. Lekin Dekhiye,Mohenjo Daro , Harrappa Ke Civilization Mein Doodhwale Doodh Main Paani Etna Milane Lage Ki Peene Ka Paani Khatm Ho Gaya Aur Woh Civilization Nashth Ho Gaye. Doodh Main Paani Milana Ek Nasha Hain, Balki Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Nasha. Dekhia Har Shehar Mein “MILKMAN ANONYMOUS” Naam Ke Club Khool Chuke Hain. Aap Uske Member Baan Jaiyee. Aur Bhi Kahi Doodhwale Uske Sadasya Hain Aur Aap Sab Log Milke Ess Aadat Par Control Dal Lenge. Teamwork Kya Kuch Nahin Kar Sakta. Agar Woh Bhi Safal Naa Ho Toh Gaay Bechke Murgiyan Paaliye Aur Ande Bechiye. Ande Mein Aap Koi Milavat Nahin Kar Sakte Aur Kavve Ke Ande Churane Sahas Koi Kar Nahin Paaya. Akhir Main Apke Sahas Ko Salaam Karti Hoon. Ek Doodhwale Ke Liye Woh Doodh Main Paani Daalta Hain Yeh Sweekar Karna Utna Hi Kathin Hain Jitna Ek Adharneey Grihini Uska Chakkar Peechle Kahi Saal Se Chal Rahan Hain Sweekar Karna Ho. Ees Desh Ka Bhvisya Ujwal Hain ..
Apki Apni Sakhi Saloni
Shabnam Chachi
Bakra
Salim: Salaam Valekum Bakreji
Bakra: Valekum Asalam! Valekum Assalam!! Kyu Mia Humari Boli Kaise Jaante Ho?
Salim: Woh humare abba huzoor bade shaukeeen the. Shaadi nahin hui bahut time tak . Bahut Bakriyan Thi Ghar Pe. Toh samajhlo ..
Bakra: Accha Accha . Samajh Sakta Hoon. Aur Kaise Aana Hua?
Salim: Bakreji kuch bhagne mein madat chahiye toh humbataiyee.
Bakra: Kahe? Kahe Bhaage Hum?
Salim: Par so Bakr Eid Hain. Toh!!
Bakra: Toh hum kya karu? Hogi.
Salim: Mian , uss din bakre ko kaat kar uska maas distribute karte hain. Aur tum woh bakre ho jo katane wale ho.
Bakra: Dimag kharab ho gaya hain. Etne pyar se mujhe chara khilate hain. Ghoomne le jaate hain. Woh chotta kasim mujhe pyar se sehlata hain. Nafeesa mere mata chumti hain. Hay Hay Oye Oye! Aur tum kehte parso yeh mujhe kaant denge. Ja be , tujhse meri khushi dekhi nahin jaati.
Salim: Abe Bakra mein tujhe azaad kar rahan hoon , bhag jaa.
Bakra: Yeh singh dekhe hain. Yeh jayenge wahan. Kahan? Baith nahin payega kabhi. Aur mein chilaunga ‘baa baa’ aur Aise high frequency mein chillaunga ki log kuch alag hi soch lenge aur tujhe marenge. Sochle!!
Salim: Abe tere dimak mein baat kyun nahin ghoosti. Tujhe kyu khila rahein hain etna, soch.
Bakra: Mujhe pet banake rakhenge. Kutta Bhaukta aur billi nakhun marti hain. Main cute hoon, photogenic hoon aur shant hoon. Main ghar ke rakhwali kutte se behtaar kar sakta hoon. Main toh kehta hoon yeh mujhe ghar ka sadasya banayenga. Chacha Ke Nikambe Beton Se mein accha hee hoon. Chacha apne betonko bol rahein teh ki “Dekho mere bakre lal ko, mera sabse pyara beta , dekho eski body, aur tum nikambe aur badsoorat”.
Salim: Abe tu aise nahin manega , yeh dekh youtube ke videos.
(Salim bakre ko videos dikhata hain aur bakra dar jaata hain)
Bakra: Salim bhai kuch karo naa salim bhai. mujhe yahan se le chalo.
Salim: Okk. Yeh tujhe azaad kiya ab tu chal merey gaav
Bakra: Main apka ehsaan kabhi nahin bhoolunga.
Salim: Nahin es me ehsaan ki kya baat hain. Tujhe bas mere padosi ko singh marne padenge.
Bakra: Singh poore ghused dunga , poore gaav ko marunga. Salim bhai jaldi le chalo.
Salim: Okk Hop on!!
(Es Tareeki Se Bakre Mia Ki Jaan Bach Gayii..)
Kavi Sampat Telangi
Introduction:
According to recently found historical evidences it is confirmed that there was a poet whose name was Sampat. Kavi Sampat was apparently pissed off at Akbar and Birbal. So as a revenge he used to put posters having his poetic couplets which apparently took potshots at Akbar and Birbal at night on the walls of Agra . The citizens used to read them in the morning and laugh out loud. Below are some of them. Please be noted that these are translated versions and may contain some mistakes. Thanks.
The story behind the grudge:
Akbar once expressed his desire to some famous play from Vijayanagar. His request was granted by king of Vijayanagar who sent his most famous troupe to Delhi to enact a famous play. When the hero came on the stage, suddenly Akbar started laughing and he was joined by Birbal and rest of the people. The reason was that hero had a moustache and everyone in North knows that hero can’t have a mustache. Seeing this the troupe felt insulted and they walked out of the court. Akbar could care less as he was rolling on the floor and laughing like there is no tomorrow. The whole troupe left but one person stayed behind with the sole intention of revenge and that was Sri Kavi Sampat Telangi.
Couplets (Shayari):
Akbar Tere Raaj Mein
Jab Birbal Kare Chori
Tab Kaise Nahane Jaye Akele
Ganga Kinare Gori
Akbar Tera Birbal
Ho Gaya Hain Chichora
Gori Ka Peecha Chod Diya
Ab Taadne laga hain Gora
Akbar Poore Hindustan Par
Badme Soch
Kaise Lagayega Tu Apna Chapa
Pehle Pooch Apne Bete Se
Ki Kyu Fire Woh Agra Ki Galiyon Mein
Kehte Birbal Ko Papa
Din Mein Tujhe Hasaye
Raat Mein Teri Biwi Ko Behlaye
Akbar Tera Birbal
Makdee se bhi accha jaal failaye
Akbar Tu Gaata Rahan
Akela Dilbar Dilbar
Teri Begum Hi Nahin
Anarkali Bhi Le Gaya Birbal
Akbar Tere Navratnon Mein
Kyu Hain Birbal
Etne Kareeb Na Rakh Usse
Ki Papa Bulane Lage
Usse tere bacche kal
Akbar teri halat ho gayi hain aise aaj kal
Ki Sabha Ka Raja Hain Tu
Aur Sabhi Ka Raja Hain Birbal
Akbar Tu Tha Sultan
Ab ayaa tu sadak Par
Mere Lakh Kehane Ke Bavjood
Jo Rakha Tune Birbal Ko
Sar Pe Bitha Kar
Jiske Paas Goggle Ho
Usko Chasme Ki Kya Jaroorat
Jiska Dost Birbal Ho
Usko Dushman Ki Kya Jaroorat
Akbar Main Deta Hoon
Tujhe Naseeyat
Kyunki Najuk Hain
Teri Tabiyaat
Ki eske pehle ki khaye tu chot
Samajh Le Ki Birbal Ko Chahiye Bas Note
Sunlo bhai mughalon ka haal
Akbar Nikale Biwi ki khaal
Kyunke Bistar par mila Birbal ka baal
Nikambe Jab Raj Kare
Toh Desh Ki Halat Aise Hoti Ke
Akbar Cheene Garib Ki Roti
Aur Birbal Khiche Akbar Ki Biwi Ki Choti
Akbar Tu Kahe Apne Aap Ko Praja Pati
Pooch Le Apne Biwi Ko Kaun Hain Uska Pati
Naam Joh Le Tera Toh Jhooti Hain
Kar Dena Sati
Naam Joh Le Birbal Ka
Toh Ho gayee nadaan se galati
De Rahan Hoon Jo Khabar
Woh Dhyan Se Sun Akbar
Mithi Bol Bole Tujhse
Aur Mithai Khayey Teri Biwi Sang Birbal
Akbar Tu Yeh Kya Musibat Sar Par Laya Hain
Kyu Birbal Tere Sar Par Chaya Hain
Woh Toh Shaitan Ka Taya Hain
Saap Se Dosti Bas Ek Maaya Hain
Akbar Tu Kare Hasrat
Poore Jahan Ka Shahenshah Banneki
Toh Birbal Kare Hasrat
Bas Tere Biwi Ke Saath Kasrat Karne Ki
Akbar Tere Eshare Par Naache Hum
Aur Birbal Ke Pyar Mein Pagal Hoke
Naache Teri Begum
Chin aur Arab Mein
Faili Yeh Baat
Joh Din Mein Akbar Ke Saath
Leke Haaton Mein Haath
Woh bitaye Birbal ke saath raat
Akbar Tere Dimag Ki Haalat Dekhke
Mujhe Lagta Hain Har Pal
Ki Banega Raja Birbal
Aaj Nahin Toh Kal
Dead Wife
Robert: Hi Honey!!
Gina: Don’t shoot the mouse just because you can’t face me? Leave it alone.
Medium: I don’t want to clean the floor later, do this outside Sir.
Gina: Leave the mouse alone.
Robert: Shut up b**ch!
(Turns to the medium)
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Balle Kumar Melodies: Bhains Doob Gayee
Song Name: Bhains Doob Gayee
Lyrics By: Bansi Gajodhar
Baarish Ho Rahin Thi
Bhains Doob Rahin Humari
Hum Kude Bhains Ke Liya
Toh Dikhi Doobti Ladki
Humne Kahan Maro
Bhains Ko Goli
Turunt Bachao Ladki Ko
Toh Hogi Bacchu Holi
Bachha Liya Humne
Aur Kia Dil Ko Chori
Ab Maa Hain Humre Bachhon Ki
Sunati Hain Unko Lorrie
Ban gaye uske sevak
Daant Khate Hain Hum Roj
Aur Sar Pe Leke Ghoomte Hain
Do bachhon ka hum Boj
Jab Baarish Kabhi Hoti Hain
Toh Hum Sochte Hain
Hoti Thi Yeh Happy Story
Bacha Joh Lete Bhains Ko
Ho gayi yeh Love Story
Joh bachaya ladki ko
Balle Kumar Melodies: Tera Baap Hain Nazi
Tera Baap Hain Nazi
Yeh Pyar Ki Bazee
Khelte Khelte
Main Haar Gaya Si
Yeh Duniya Saari
Par Tu Hain Pyaari
Meri Raaj Dulhari
Mere Dil Ki Rani
Par Tera Baap Hain Nazi
Hitler Nahin Toh Koi Karnal Nazi
Tu kar use Raazi
Tera Baap Hain Nazi
Tera Baap Hain Nazi
T Ranga Rao
I hired a blind composer and my singer sued him for touching her inappropriately in the recording room.
I can insult everything but not the Tricolor because that is my name.
Lord Eerie Appan
About
Lord Eerie Appan is the son of Lord Gol Guppa and Lady Pongai. He has a brother Disco Deva and a sister Surmai Devi.Lord Eerie Appan rides a “Dina-Asura” and is always munching a brownie(indian to be precise). The Lord likes to filter coffee.
Lord says:
- Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Having said that , why would anyone endorse taking an action? Inaction is the best course. Inaction leads to peacefulness.
- I produced this world. I wrote the script and I am directing it. You are all actors. You all could act in without going through a casting couch. Is it not enough?
King Kong
King Kong: I am an ape. My name is King Kong.
Man: Heh monkey!
King Kong: Ape I said, I am not a monkey!!
Man: Yes monkey’s do like to ape right.
King Kong: Look at my size before talking like that
Man: Size doesn’t matter
King Kong: I will crush you
Man: You have an accent , I will call the cops and you will be deported.
King Kong: Are you are not surprised that you can talk to an ape?
Man: I am salesman , I can talk with anyone. I am not surprised.
King Kong: Are you not surprised that an ape can talk?
Man: No, with this kind of scary face God compensated you with good vocal chords. How did you land up here?
King Kong: Crossed the Mexican Border.
Man: No one noticed you.
King Kong: Your troops are busy guarding the borders of other nations.
Man: Ok!! So how do you like USA?
King Kong: People just run away from me.
Man: Yes , it is not everyday that they see a talking monkey and boy you are little too tall for a monkey.
King Kong: I want people to know me and adore me
Man: I know just the right place for you to go to. I will take you there.
King Kong: Where?
Man: Porn Industry. Boy you are exotic and size does matter there.
King Kong: What is porn?
Man: See it’s nothing for you. You mate with another monkey and you let other animals watch. Right?
King Kong: Yes
Man: So now even people will watch you and get paid very handsomely. You can also experiment a bit with others. There can be group activities. I can be your friend too. You would have to change your name to sometime like ’Kink Kong from Hong Kong’ for you to be well known.
King Kong: No I won’t change my name. My father Tarzan gave it to me. I won’t.
Man: Ok then there is only one other place. But you would have to struggle a lot.
King Kong: Ok! What is it?
Man: Hollywood.
King Kong: Is it some forest?
Man: You will see. Come with me.
(Thus King Kong started acting in films)
Robot Wife
Customer: What’s this?
Salesman: She is a robot wife
Customer: Is she a real wife? I mean , you got it right?
Salesman: She does all that a human wife does and plus has none of the trappings of a wife!!
Customer: Like!!
Salesman: She doesn’t nag! She doesn’t age, unless you want her too!! No in-laws unless you want someone to babysit your child. She lets you go with friends. She hates advising anyone. She gets turned on by the mere idea of her husband sitting on a sofa with beer and watching soccer.
Customer: Wow! The person who came up with this must be a genius.
Salesman: Yes. And she says sorry when u say “shut up”!
Customer: My wife has never said sorry. Though she says she feels sorry to have married me. Wow. i want one, right now. Let me divorce my wife. Wait a sec ,let me call the lawyer.
Salesman: Yes and one small thing. i need to inform u as a legal technicality. In some rare case we have reports of technical breakdown.
Customer: Like what? She suddenly stops talking!
Salesman: Sir , you know in some vending machines if you put a quarter and sometimes the quarter gets stuck. You can’t get it back. You will have to call the company and they have to tear apart the machine to get you one. The same kind of problem this robot wife has. Do u get it?
Customer: Oh!! Okk! I was just kidding. I love my wife. i dont want this robot. Bye!
Salesman: Sir, wait , we have Robot Husband too!! Do you want it? May be your wife needs it!! Ask her? Have my card at least!!
(Turning to Robot Wife)
Salesman: You will always be mine. No one will buy you.
(Robot Wife smiles)
