Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Are you proposing me?
Boy: No, it is just a question. I am not proposing anything. You always turn down my proposals.That day I wanted to buy that TV and you turned that proposal down ..,the saturday night movie proposal .. you turned it down too..
Girl: No, I am not going to marry you.
Boy: May I ask the reason?
Girl: You are not romantic.
Boy:Well I can’t think of romance with our clothes on.
Girl: See, that is what I meant. All you can think of is going to bed..
Boy: Yes , I am an early RISER so I need to go to bed early.
Girl(Giggling): I like your innuendos. But no, you should go alone or go with your old mama. Why do you need me? Tell me.
Boy: So you don’t need me.
Girl: No I mean. I need romance.
Boy:Yes me too.
Girl:Then be romantic!!
Boy:How? You tell me and I will act accordingly.
Girl:That is not romantic.
Boy:Then what is romantic?
Girl:You need to figure that out yourself.
Boy:Will you marry me then?
Girl: What has happened to you? Why are you talking of this right now in WALMART?
Boy:Well the other day you told me I am not spontaneous. That I actually plan things and execute them. So I thought the minute I think of marrying you I will pop you that question wherever I am instead of taking you out for candle light dinner and then asking you the same question.
Girl: So YOU are PROPOSING me?
Boy: No it is just a question. You don’t have to answer it. I don’t want you to turn it down or have a discussion about it like like you do on all my proposals.
Girl: Honey!! this is a different type of proposal. This is a romantic proposal.
Boy: Not in a MAN’s world.
Girl:Just admit you are proposing me and I might say YES.
Boy: Okk!! I am proposing you only because you said so.
Girl: Shit!! Why did you say the last part? No I am not going to marry you. I would be happy to be your widow without marrying you.
Boy: That is not possible. You can’t be my widow without marrying me unless it is some immigration scam.
Girl: You know you also LACK the sense of humor.
Boy: And you LACTATE!!
Girl: What? I am going.
Boy: Wait but we came in my car? You can’t walk all the way
Girl: Who is going to walk? (Turns to a guy). Would you drop me home for a French Kiss followed by a hot bath and then I will be your slave forever?
Another man: Sure thing!! It is like winning a jackpot without buying the lottery ticket.
Boy: Wait!! (Bends on his knees). Will you marry me? I can’t live without you.
Girl: Of Course!! Honey!! I will.You are proposing me, right?
Girl: I hope I didn’t make you feel insecure.
Boy: No. I just felt like I will lose you forever.
Boy: Yes but a liar who lies to keep you with him forever.
Girl: How romantic!
(They both kiss each other .. yes in WALMART)