The President’s Idea
President: I have a brilliant idea
Adviser: As always , you always have brilliant ideas. You just don’t need us do you?
President: Even you have ideas sometimes just that they are not that illuminating
President: Bright!! See I didn’t want to hurt your feeling so I used the word “Illuminating”
Adviser: What is it?
President: I am thinking of granting all Indians in USA , the citizenship
President: I am planning to get a million or so from India too.
Adviser: So nice of you, they will be very happy. So you wish to improve the relantioship of this country with India.
President: That is all you can think of. Our relationship is good with all countries.
Adviser: Yes our battleships and bases ensure that ..
President:Yes , but this is my master plan
Adviser: I am all ears.
President: So if the Indians get citizenship they will all settle on the Coast.
Adviser:: Yes, that is where the jobs are
President: So within a year or so there would be only Indians on the coast.
Adviser: Yes , Of Course. But what would that accomplish?
President: So when the Chinese ships land on our coast to invade us they will find Indians there.
Adviser: Yes , they will…
President: So the Chinese will think they crossed all these oceans and took this trouble to invade India when it is right across the mountains..
Adviser: So ..
President: The Chinese government would hang their military leaders for the botched operation and we will be victorious.
Adviser: Yes , with people at the helm our country is safe. You are great Mr President.
President: I know , I know ..