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Joke Time
Son: Daddy I want Ice cream!!
Father: No
Son: I want Ice cream or else I will tell on you to Mummy
Father: She can’t get anything out of me. She always wanted a son and I didn’t give her that and you want Ice Cream! Loser!!
Fat Man With A Sense of Humor
Yes, I am a fat man with a good sense of humor. You would have seen me being extra helpful and cracking jokes in the gym and doing nothing else there. You would seen me allowing other people to get in to the line at check out counters so that they listen to my jokes.You would have seen me near the extra large size section of clothes in the mall. Yes I know you would deny this saying that you have never gone to that section. But you would have definitely seen me trying to entertain kids of single mothers. Now I don’t love kids but the single mothers dote on their kids and don’t mind sharing a little of their love with the person whom their kid likes. I wish all women were single mothers!! I am never found in clubs and always in Food Marts as the chance of finding a single mother with kids is more in a mart than a club. Though I am fat by today’s standard but do you know that just till 20th century being overweight was the most happening thing. Look at the black and white photos and you will see all are well fed and healthy. You would have heard comments from your grandmother like”Poor Timmy Uncle was so thin, we were afraid he would not live long”. The same Timmy would have a hot granddaughter today with the right size who would be acting in some commercials promoting some healthy product which would prolong your life. Now if you don’t find me funny then please understand that I am not funny by birth but I became funny. I distinctly remember that I was about 8 years old and was eating a huge or rather gigantic sundae and cracked some kind of joke and a girl burst out laughing. Looking back I think she laughed at sight of me eating the sundae rather than the joke. Most people are more in to slapstick comedy any way, because that it the only thing they can understand. From that incident I understood that if I am funny I can have both the gigantic sundae and the girl. So from that time I just started watching comedies and funny sitcoms and I think about 5000 hours of these can make even a paraplegic funny. While watching TV I happened to dunk in too oceans of sodas, mountains of chips and god knows how much other junk food. Before I could realize I could only see my feet in the mirror.Looking down from my neck all I see is some undiscovered planet of the solar system.I lose my remote if I sat on the sofa and the remote would smell stinky later. I was a little sad about the condition in which I was but one day an opportunity came my way and I made the most of it. A company trying to produce energy from renewable resources got inspired by a Sci-Fi film and decided to use humans as a source of energy. Instead of connecting the pods to the brain they found that inserting it in some other place gives a better shot at what they are trying to achieve.They approached me to produce electricity from my farts, I was their first human subject it seems. Of Course! I said yes!! When the tests were successful one me I told them I know a lot of people who are like me and I can get them to you and all I want to be is a business partner. And Ladies now I am a millionaire too and I work from home. If you want to stay with me please just for your own sake leave me alone while I am working and we will have a great life!
Boy gets a date
Girl: Did you ever sleep with any woman?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Who is it?
Boy: My Mom!
Girl: What?
Boy: Yes when I was small I used to sleep with my mom. Actually with my dad too. But he is not a woman.So yes with one woman and one man. Wait, if you count my sister then 2 women and one man. Then sometimes my cousins used to come for sleep over. Leave it , two women, my mom and sister, is the total. Then once when my father was not there my mom called another woman and she called me in to sleep and I said no. So yes 2 women ..
Girl: No I mean in sexual way.
Boy: I was little then. How would I know? You should ask them.
Girl: I mean did you ever have a relationship.
Boy: Yes I am into a lot of relationships. My sister, mother , father , friends and the whole world.
Girl: Look butterfly, I mean a romantic relationship.
Boy: Yes with all film actresses.
Girl: I mean two way , serious relationship.
Boy: I never asked them , I don’t have their contact details. Can you provide me that?
Girl: Leave it. Did you ever have sex?
Boy: Yes we had it in school. The whole class participated in it.
Girl: What? It was group activity.
Boy: Yes. Sex education , we had it in school. I know all about it. It’s good to know.
Girl: Cool!! So you are not as dumb as you seem.
Boy: Yes I can talk. I can sing too. I am not dumb.
Girl: Ok. Did you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Yes a lot of them. All my friends are girls.
Girl: No I mean a girlfriend as in a romantic sense.
Boy: Yes I used to have a female puppy and I used to call her Girlfriend. One day she broke the leash and just ran away. My heart broke that day. But it is so romantic to call a puppy as girlfriend. Don’t you also think so? You should taking a puppy for a walk and call it your girlfriend and blow kisses in the air.
Girl: What the f**k did you learn in Sexed?
Boy: Pollination. They taught us how plants meet other plants to have plants.
Girl: Did it have chapter on humans?
Boy: No. They said that would be covered in college. But in college, no one came. I asked the principal about it and told me to ask my parents.
Girl: Did you ask them?
Boy: My father said “Ask your mother” and my mother said “Ask Steve Uncle”
Girl: What did Steve Uncle say?
Boy: He told me to tell my mother to stop blackmailing him. Funny!! Steve uncle is funny. I told my mother the joke, she said she will go public. I don’t know what happened next as I was outside but when I peeped in I saw Uncle Steve crying and not letting go off my mother’s feet.
Girl: Man!! You have a screwed life and I think you are a cool guy. Lets meet sometime
Boy: Sure.
Bevde Ka Interview
Interviewer : Aapne Peena Kab Chalu Kiya?
Bevdaa: Ek din main apne drinking problem se etna tang aa gaya ki maine first time daru ki bottle ko muh se lagaya aur daru ka pehlaa ghot piya.
Interviewer : Lekin woh pehlee baar kaise hua?
Bevdaa: Hua,hua main tha wahan pe. Aap the kya? Nahin naa! Toh aapko kaise pata?
Interviewer : Khair chodiye? Din mein kitni peete hain?
Bevdaa: Nahin pita.
Interviewer : Kya aap daru nahin peete?
Bevdaa: Maine kab kahan ki main daru nahin pita? Main paani nahin peeta. Aaap ne specify nahin kiyan tha. I am drunk but I am paying attention, just like I do while driving.
Interviewer : Kya aap drunk driving karte hain?
Bevdaa: Nahin. Ballam Karta Hain Driving, Jab Main peeta hu. He doesn’t let me drive.
Interviewer : Yeh Ballam Kaun Hain?
Bevdaa: Pata Nahin , main usse tabhi milta hu jab mein nashe mein dhund rehta hoo.
Interviewer : Aapki biwi ne kahan ki ballam aap hi hain? Aap apne aap ko ballam kehta firte hain jab aapne bahut pee rakhi ho?
Bevdaa: Meri Biwi Ne Aap Se Jhoot Kahan.
Interviewer : Kyu?
Bevdaa: Sharif Aurat Ghar ki andar ki baat bahar ke vichitra dikhne wale insanon ko nahin batati. Toh either aap agree kijiye ki meri biwi ne jhoot bola yaa fir aap mere saath agree kijiye ki meri biwi sharif nahin hain.
Interviewer : Etna Peena Sehat Ke Le Haanikarak Hota Hain?
Bevdaa: Main tumhari tarah 400-500 saal chudail ki tarah jeeke bevdon ka interview nahin karna chahta. Kya fayda tumhare life kaa. thu….
Interviewer : Bevde!! Zabaan sambhalke baat kar?
Bevdaa: Bevda mat bol. Bevdejee bol. Bevdejee. Respect dena sikhon mehmanon ko. Bhai ,Main Apne Aap ko sambhal nahin pata toh zabaan kaise sambhale. Yeh studio gol gol kyu ghum rahan hain!!
Interviewer : Apko chakkar aa rahin hain?
Bevdaa: Main kya pet se hu joh mujhe chakkar ayegi , ulti hogi. Nahin, apka studio ghoom rahan hain.
Interviewer : Kya baat kar rahein hain?
Bevdaa: Agar etni badi duniya gol ghum sakti hain toh studio kyu nahin ghum sakta.
Interviewer :Apko kaunsi sharab pasand hain?
Bevdaa: Apki kitni biwiyan hain?
Interviewer: Es sawal ka mere sawal se kya taluq?
Bevdaa: Taluq hain My Lord!! Taluq hain. App chupa kyu rahein ho,
Interviewer: Ek.
Bevdaa: Toh kya aap apni doosri biwi ke saamne pehli biwi ki taarif karoge. Nahin naa.Waise se agar mein whiskey bola toh brandy naraaz ho jayegi. brandy bola toh beer.es liye mujhe sab pasand hain.
Interviewer: Khair , apki family aap ke peene se pareshan honge.
Bevdaa: Nahin. Woh toh khush. Biwi ko tohfe milte , bacchon ke report card par sign ,, bade khush hain. Unko main tab pasand nahin aata jab mein peeta nahin hu. Mera beta toh mera dost ho gaya hain . us din mujhe bola..
Marks mujhe daddy kam mile
Toh thoda thoda gum hua
Aaa mere sang daru pile
Aur dete hain teacher ko baddua
Interviewer: Apke Bacche ki Umar Kitni?
Bevdaa: Koi das bees ka hoga!!
Interviewer: Aapko apne bacche ki umar nahin pata
Bevdaa: Arre ajkal ke bacche etne jaldi bade ho jate hi umar ka track rakhna na mumkin hain. Bas har saal joh school ke fees mein ezafa hota hain usse umar ka andaza lag jata hain.
Interviewer: Aur aap kaam par toon ho ke jaate hain
Bevdaa: Dekhiya mera ek call center hain. Jab koi gora bahut jyada shor machata hain tab mein phone pe aata hoon aur usse khamosh kar deta hu. Peena mere bahut kaam aata hain.
Interviewer: Aap kyu chahte hain ki daru pe tax na ho?
Bevdaa: Main kehta hu paani, bijlee aur gas par tax badao. Log yeh sab waste karte hain. Aapne kabhi kisiko daru waste karte hue dekha hain. nahin na. esliye.
Interviewer: Aur apko satark shehri award mila?
Bevdaa: Woh actually balam ko milna chahiye. Balam adaat ke anusaar mrs sharma ke khidki ke neeche khada tha. Usne ek aadmi ko khidki se andar ghooste hue dekha. Mrs Sharma ne balam ko kahan tha ki uske pati tour par gaye hain. Usse mrs sharma ki chinta thi aur esliye usne police ko bulaya. Police jab aaye tab unhone chor ko pakda aur merey lakh kehne pe bhi unko saamne khada balam dikhayee nahin diya. Unhone mujhe puraskar diya , mrs sharma ne bhi mujhe kiss diya. Aapki dost ki girlfriend aapko kiss kare toh dost kitna naraj hoga. Balam ne mujhse do deen baat nahin ki.
Interviewer: Aap apna ilaaj kyu nahin karvate? balam aap hain!!
Bevdaa: Agar Balam main hoon. toh woh kaun joh apke peeche khada hain. hi balam!! u also say hi to balam.
Interviewer: Udhar koi nahin hain. Khair aap daru peene ke ek aurat ko chadi se maar rahe the.
Bevdaa: Ooops. Sara sar jhoot iljaam. mere gaadi ke sammne ek bhains chal rahein thi. maine honk mara fir bhi gayee nahin. es liye mein uthra aur usse chadi se marne lag gaya. toh log kehne lag gayee, chodon usko. woh mar jayegi. koi aurat ko bachao. main wahan se bhaag gaya, kyunki wahan log bhains ko aurat kehta hain.pata nahin kya kya karte honge bhains ke saath.
Interviewer: Daru ka kharch kaise uthate hain mehengai ke zamane main.
Bevdaa: Main ek shayar hoon aur shayri karta hoon. Dost khush ho kar peela dete hain.
Interviewer: Wah Wah aap shayar hain toh kuch sunayiye.
Bevdaa: Kya tum mujhe daru pilaoge
Interviewer: Haan Haan Pilaunga.
Bevdaa: Aap jaise log hi humko encourage karte hain. Aur phir hume poochte ho ki daru kyu peete ho? thu..
Interviewer: Sunana hain toh suna
Bevdaa: Ok. Ok.
Insaaf Na Khuda Ne Kiya
Na Kiya Insaaf Kudrat Ne
Umeed Insaaf Ki Insaan Se
Hum Kar Baithe
Toh Aisi Khayi Chot Humane
Ki Sharaabi Ban Baithe
Interviewer: Wah Kya Shahyri .. Aap toh aache shayar hain. Apse milke badi khushi hui. Khuda Hafiz.
Murge Ka Arranged Marriage
Maa: Nahin Nahin. Humari aur humare putra ki badi eecha hain ki nargis mere bete ka naam ka MurgamSutra pehane
Punaiya: Kyu Appko Makhaniyon Main Koi Nahin Mili joh jalfrezi ke ghar pe aagaye
Bansi: Kitna kamata hain aapka beta
Punaiya: Muthi Bhar dane dinnka
Bansi: Baju ka vinod murga, jalfrezi hain , kabhi kabhi seth ke godown puri 2 pound ki rice bag lata hain. usne bhi haath manga hain.
Maa: Chee woh toh paap ki kamayi hain. mere beta toh zameen pe geere hue danon mein se bachata hain. Mera beta humesha haste khelte rehta hain.
Punaiya: Baju ka Murgambo toh humesha har baat per “Murgambo Khush Hua” Kehta hain. usse jyada susheel ladka nahin milaga.
woh aaya th haath mangne. hum ne kahan joh shauhar humesha khush rehta hain uske saath shadi karke kya challenge milake beti ko.
humari nargis ko challenges ka bada shauk ho. she is a winner. Waise Murgambo ki soorat dekhne layak thi jab humne usse na kahan.
usne kahan mein tum sabko dekhlunga. humne kahan haan aana shadi mein mehmaan bannke aur sabko dekhna. hahaha
Maa: Humara shyam pada likha hain
Bansi: Woh Vinod joh MIT gaya tha, Murga Institute of Technology , kabhi suna hain kya aapke bacche se. uska haath bhi humne reject kar diya,
Maa: Kyu
Bansi: GPA kam tha akhri year mein. we want the best of the best.
Maa: Hum usse apne beti ki tarah rakhenge.
Punaiya: Hay Hay kide pade tumhare muh mein. hum kya mar gaye hain, woh humari beti hain. usse naukaron ki jaroorat hain, apne ghar mein malkeen ki tarah rakhna. aisa answer chahiye humko.
Maa: Dekhiya humara beta appki beti se pyar karta hain, usko toh pucchon.
Punaiya: Arre hum uske maa baap hain. hum nargis ke baare mein jyada jante the nargis se bhi. Aur sahej kitna doge
Maa: Dahej!!
Bansi: Haan dahej , hume repeat karne ka time nahin hain. kitna doge.
Maa: Dahej ladke wale denge!!
Bansi: Haan, haan aur kam se kam 20 goni rice ki. Kamal Hain Aap Bahar board nahin padte kya.
Maa: Humari sau pushte bhi nahin laa sakti etna.
Bansi: Abhi hum kya kare eske baare mein?
When Maa told Shyam that his marriage is not possible , he broke out in to a song ..
Sad Murga song:
Zindagi Thi
Uble Ande
Khaye Nahin
Ho gaye Thande
Tere Bagair
Suney Sunday
Lage Mujhko
Ek Jaise
Monday Friday
Friday Monday
Zindagi Thi
Test Cricket
Tere Bagair
Ho gayi
One day
Bowling Khatam
Batting Khatam
Innings Meri
Ho Gayi End.
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Duet:
Murgi: Jalfreeziyon se naa ankhiyan milana
Jalfreeziyon se naa ankhiyan milana
Murga:
Arre Zor Se Bolo
Main Makhani Hu
Arre Pyar Se Bolo
Main Makhani Hu
Murgi: Jalfreeziyon se naa ankhiyan milana
Jalfreeziyon se naa ankhiyan milana
Murga:
Arre Shaan Se Bolo
Main Makhani Hu
Arre Aan Se Bolo
Main Makhani Hu
nargis: mere maa baap meri shaadi tujhse hone nahin denge. woh meri shaadi kisi rahees ghar ke murge ke saath karna chahte hain.
murga: toh hum kya kare
nargis: bhaag jaate hain…
murga: par kahan..
nargis: tum yeh apne dost LOCHANi se kyu nahin poochte
LOCHAN sab se hosiyar , sabse guni, atti shaktishaali aur khoobsoorat murga tha. har murgi ka dil uspar aata tha. nargis ko bhi BANSI bada pasand tha. bas baat sirf itni thi ki BANSI tha gay. uska dil murgambo pe tha.
(woh … lochan se jaake milte…)
murga: lochani ..
lochan: main samajh gaya. tumhe bhagana hain ladki ko aur koi jagah chahiye.
murga: tumko kaise pata.
lochan: mujhe sab pata hain , kunki main hoon lochan.
murga: koi jagah toh batao.
lochan: ek swarg jaisi jagah hain jahan pe murgi ko jabardasti khilate hain. wahan ande dene ke liye tumhe protsahan milta hain. wahan jao.
murga: woh kahan hain
lochan:edhar se 2 mile par.
murga: etni door.
lochan: naale ke baju ka shortcut aur gutter ko follow karte tumhe najdik padega.
murga: jagah ka naam kya hain
lochan: koi bada sa naam hain ‘ chicken slaughter house’
murga: yeh slaater house ka hota hain
lochan: koi angrez ka naam hoga. tu chala jaa be. apne general knowledge mat bada.
(murga aur nargis uss jagah pe chale jaate hain)
nargis: maine etni murgiyan kabhi bhi nahin dekhi
murga: aur sab ki sab khana khake rusht pusht ho gayi
nargis: jagah bhi bahut hain.
murga: yahan hum shaadi karke sansar basayenge.
(suddenly one drunkard who hears alll this .. interrupts them)
vinoo bevda: basayenge. kitne din..
murga: kya matlab
vinoo bevda: abe ueh kasai khana hain, yaan murgiyon ka katl karte hain
murga: toh tum yahan kya kar rahein ho
vinoo bevda: main, mujhe nahin pata. main sabko kehta hoon par sab dana khane mein madhosh hain.
murga: par yeh toh salughter house hain naa. kisi angrez ke naam par.
vinoo bevda: abe german mein saltter house matlab ‘kasai ka ghar’. tum bhaag jao , jis raste aaye ho waise hi nikal jaao.
bevde ke muh se daru ka baas toh tha magar ankoh mein sacchai ka tez pratap tha. turunt murga aur nargis uss ghar se bahar nikale. bahar nikalte hi..unhone ne dekha ki wahan murgambo khada hain..
murgambo: murgambo khush hua
nargis: tum yahan kya kar rahein murgambo bhaiyya
murgambo: tera bhaiyya hoga yeh murga. chal aah mere saath main teri se shaadi manayega.
(murgamba ke baju mein do gunde khade hain, ek ne nargis ki maa ko pakda hain aur ek ne murge ke baap ko)
murga: murgambo hum donon ke daddy kahan hain
murgambo: woh bole ki thandi hain es liye car main hi baithenge, bahar nahin aayenge.
nargis: ok. kya chahte ho
(murgambo murgamsutra nikal kar uski taraf aata hain.)
murgambo: pehenlo mere naam ka murgamsutro.
nargis: nahin.
(etne mein murgambo ko ek ghusa padta hain aur woh donon gunde chillane lagte)
lochan: kya maar lagi naa murgambo baby. kitni baar kahan ladkiyon ka peecha mat kar.
gunda1: police
gunda2: police
(woh donon maaon ko chod ke bhag jaate hain)
police: hum tumhe giraftar karte hain murgambo kidnapping ke ilzaam mein
murgambo: murgambo dukhi hua
nargis: tum yaha kaise bansi
lochan:main nargis ke maa ke zakhmon par namak chidakne ke liye gaya toh wahan maine murgambo ko nikal te dekha.
phir maine murgambo ka peecha kiya toh dekha ki woh aap logon ke maa baap sang yahan tha. maine turant police ko bulaya aur hua happy ending.
nargis: par maire maa baap shaadi nahin hone denge.
Nargis ki maa punaiya:nahin beti humari ankeh khool gayee. dahej thoda kaam denge toh bhi chalega. installments mein bhi chalega.
nargis: maa!!
Nargis ki maa punaiya: matlab nahin denge toh bhi chalega. tumhari khushi sab kuch hain.
nargis: aur daddy
nargis ke daddy bansi: jaisi tumhari maa ki iccha.
nargis: then happy ending
Nargis ki maa punaiya: bas sab ko kehna arrnaged marriage taki yeh sab run away story bahar naa aye
murga: ok maa. toh chalo shaadi karein.
nargis: maa , timur kahan hain.
timur on the road again..
life mein masti hain
masti hain
masti hain
kyunke daru sasti hain
mere ghar ke saamne
hi woh bikti hain
sasti daru peeke
duniya
haseen dikhti hain
(THE END)
Balle Kumar Melodies: Shaadi Nahin Hoti
Lyrics and Translation:
About : Lament about not getting married
A B C D E F G
Shaadi Nahin Hoti! (Marriage is not happening)
Ladki Chodo Bhaiyya (Forget about girl)
Koi Lady Bhi Nahin Milti (Even a woman I am not getting)
Haan Toh Bhaiyaa Aaaj Kal (Nowadays a Yes)
Kisi Ki Dadi Bhi Nahin Kehti (Even a Grandma doesn’t say)
Kahan Gayee Yeh Saari Pottiya (Where are all the girls)
Ek Mujhe Kyu Nahin Milti (Why don’t I get even one?)
A B C D E F G
Meri Shaadi Kyu Nahin Hoti? (Why my marriage doesn’t happen?)
Balle Kumar Melodies: Taklon Ka Gaana
This is a song in Hindi in which a bald man laments about hair loss:
Duayen kaam nahin aati
( Prayers won’t help.)
Koi tel bhi kaam nahin aataa
(No oil is going to help.)
Sar ki baal udh gaye toh
(Once the hair on the head have gone.)
Khuda bhi kaam nahin aata
( Even God is of no help.)
Kuch Nahin Toh Bal Hain
(If not anything but atleast I have hair.)
Kehke Khush The
( I used to say that and be happy.)
Woh Bhi Chale Gaye
(Even they have gone now.)
Kal tak the hare bhare aur gade
( Till yesterday they were healthy and so firmly entrenched.)
Aaj kaise woh ujadh gaye
(How did they get uprooted today?)
Aisi kya khatah hui humse
(What wrong did I do?)
Sanam kyu rooth gaye
(Why my dear got angry with me?)
Ohh zulfon wale parinde
( Ohh man with long tresses.)
Khol de raaz zulfon ka
( Reveal the secret of your tresses.)
Varna sunna padega tujhko
( If you don’t do that then you will have hear.)
Gaana hum taklon ka
( Song of bald people.)
Balle Kumar Melodies: Maal Behen Ka Mota Bhai
Lyrics and English Translation:
oh bholu eh golu ( ohh naive one , ohh chubby face)
kaise hua tere saath (how did this happen to you?)
maal behen ka mota bhai tu (you are a fat brother of a hot sister)
kudrat ne kiya majak (nature played a cruel joke )
oh bholu eh golu ( ohh naive one , ohh chubby face)
puuch apne baap se (ask your father)
aaya leke kahanse (where did he get you from?)
samajh na aaye mujhe yeh baat ( i don’t seem understand this thing)
maal behen ka mota bhai tu (you are a fat brother of a hot sister)
kaise hua tere saath (how did this happen to you?)
behen ke peeche line mein ladke (many boys are after your sister )
tereko padate hain ladki ke jute ( the girls hit you with their shoes)
kare na koi tujhse pyaar (no body loves you)
maal behen ka mota bhai tu (you are a fat brother of a hot sister)
kudrat ne kiya majak (nature played a cruel joke )
Balle Kumar Melodies: Biwi Ki Maar
Lyrics and English Translation:
A harassed husband sings:
Jitna Pyar Karta Hain Kasai Bakre Se (How much a butcher loves a goat?)
Jitni Pyar Se Kaante Uski Gardan (How much love does he cut his neck?)
Utna Pyar Karti Hain Mujse Sajani (That much my beloved loves me)
Maarti Hain Mujhe Roj Belan Bartan (She hits me everyday with Utensils and Rolling Pin)
Aati Hain Woh Haath Mein Lekar Belan (When she comes with a rolling pin in her hand)
Bandh Ho Jaye Mere Dil Ki Dhadhkan( My heart beat stops)
Kaam Karu Mein Bannke Ghar Ka Naukar ( I work like a servant of the house)
Khati Rahein Aur Din Bhar (She keeps on eating for the whole day)
Kehti Hain Mujhse Jaanu ( She says to me ‘dear’)
Tu Kya Cheez Hain ( You are nothing)
Tere Baap Se Kaam Karadu (I can make even your father work)
Balle Kumar Melodies: Sasure
Song: Sasure
Lyrics and English Translation:
Jeevit Ho ( Are you alive? )
Ya Pran Gaaye ( Or your soul has left your body?)
Sasure! (FATHER IN LAW!)
Jeevit Ho ( Are you alive? )
Ya Pran Gaaye ( Or your soul has left your body?)
Sasure! (FATHER IN LAW!)
Aise Na Jao Humko Chod Ke ( Don’t go like this by leaving us)
Bina Vasiyat Mein Naam Likh Ke ( without writing our name in your will)
Aise Na Jao Humko Chod Ke ( Don’t go like this by leaving us)
Bina Vasiyat Mein Naam Likh Keee ( without writing our name in your will)
Sasure! (FATHER IN LAW!)
Tere Ilaaj Pe Kharche Hue The ( For your recovery the money was spent from)
Mere Batwese ( My wallet)
Tere Ilaaj Pe Kharche Hue The ( For your recovery the money was spent from)
Mere Batwese ( My wallet)
Abe Deke Jaa Mujhko Mere Paise ( You!! give me back my money before going)
Sasure! (FATHER IN LAW!)
Abe Deke Jaa Mujhko Mere Paise ( You!! give me back my money before going)
Sasure! (FATHER IN LAW!)
Jeevit Ho ( Are you alive? )
Ya Pran Gaaye ( Or your soul has left your body?)
